DRUNK OF THE QUARTER - SPRING 2010

Wayne Bridge

We think Wayne Bridge deserves to be named Drunk of the Quarter for his obviously impaired decision to remove himself from contention for England's World Cup squad selection. Now Wayne, we all know John Terry's not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer when it comes to controlling little Johnny, but for fuck's sake, he was with your ex.

Yes, your EX.

You are not the owner of your ex. Therefore she can sleep with who she wants to. The fact that John Terry was cheating on his own missus is an issue between him and his partner only.

At least one good thing will come of this Wayne: Umbro are producing the official Wayne Bridge training ball, with free baggage, so you can pick it up and take it home with you.

Ashley Cole: you may be an idiot, but you better be a fit idiot come June. Hurry the fuck up.

It's coming home.